Monday, September 29, 2008

...

Everytime I see your hair
Flowing gently in the morning air
When you open the window and look,saying
That no one could ever eat the food that you cook.
I have to agree, the soup was bitter.
And frankly, I threw the chicken into the litter.
You never up those old socks
And never ever replace the bottle corks.
Yes, it's true.
You're the greatest mess.
But then again, baby
The best part is, it never made me like you less.
Every silly thing that you said or did,
Made me feel like.....
Baby, I don't have a rhyme for this.
I need to tell you straight from my heart
You're the greatest work of art.
My Da Vinci, My Michaelangelo...
My interior decorator too...
I love you baby, that's all I wanna say to you.
Yea yea, I know I keep telling you.
That love isn't real and getting serious is weird.
{Oh great, now I've lost the rhyme again.}
What, you expect me to be a bard?
You know me better than anybody
I ain't no poet, but I'm speaking out.
Telling you that I can't do without you.
I'm going to end my awkward lines.
I'm hoping you'll always remember our times...
I love you.

I know someone like me shouldn't write stuff like this, and this is CRAPPY witha capital C. But I had to put it down. I kinda feel this way right now.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Prince Charming-Snow White

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, there lived a handsome prince in a beautiful castle. He was the only son of the king and queen. He was the most handsome and wonderful man, the envy of every other man in the kingdome, the desire of every other woman in the kingdom. His name was Prince Charming and he was the greatest and most beautiful prince of them all.
Every night, when everyone had fallen asleep, a dark figure would creep out of the castle and go to one of the houses nearby. Every night, it was a diffferent house. The next morning, a beautiful girl was missing from the kingdom. She was never found again.

One day, the king summoned the prince to the great hall and said, "Go to the next kingdom and make the princess Blanche fall in love with you. I want you to marry a princess who will bring us great lands in dowry but her father refuses to marry her to anyone because he treasures her. Make her fall in love with you." So the prince set off with his loyal servant to the other kingdom. The servant carried all the gifts and jewels for the princess while the prince carried the sword. They were passing through a deep, dark forest when suddenly they caught sight of of little cottage deeply set in the trees. The servant suggested they spend the night there and the prince agreed. When they knocked at the door, it opened on its own and inside they saw a strange sight.
There lay on the floor a blanket and on it lay the most beauttiful girl they had ever seen. The prince came to take a closer look and realised that she was Princess Blanche because only Princess Blanche had skin as white as snow...she was also called Snow White.

Snow White was hated by her mother who believed that her child was a witch, because no human could have such great beauty. Her father only waited for her to grow into a beautiful woman so that he could add her to his harem of concubines. And Snow White.....one day, when a hunter, who was employed by the queen tried to kill her, raised the axe over her head, she looked so beautiful that he couldn't kill her, and when he lowered the axe, Snow White quickly ran away. The hunter was killed by the queen and Snow White found the cottage in the forest, where she lived with seven dwarfs. But as the queen sent more assasins to kill her, she dressed up each dwarf as herself and instead they were killed. When Snow White was alone in the cottage, along came the queen dressed as an apple seller and offered her an apple, which was actually poisoned. Snow White smiled and took the apple and invited the apple seller in, offereing to give her a drink because she had walked so far. The queen, thinking it would be suspicious if she didn't come in started walking inside. As soon as she did, Snow White whipped out a dagger and stabbed her and as the queen lay dying, Snow White said, "I know you have poisined the apple, dear mother. But I will bite it." And she bit the apple and collasped, dead.
When the prince came to see the princess, he fell in love with her at first sight and carried her on his shoulders back to his kingdom. Her servant reminded him that she was dead, but the prince said that he loved her and he would always keep her with him..........